I deducted a star for how long it took to get here. I ordered this over twenty years ago, and I’ve been waiting and waiting, and it took absolute ages.
Subtracted another star for an inaccurate description of the product. Advertising led me to believe that I’d be able to do whatever I want whenever I want with it, but most of the time, it’s “working,” and after that, the battery just dies, and I have to recharge it.
I had to take another star off for the cost of this thing. If I had known it was useless without a paid subscription, I probably wouldn’t have bought it. As it is, it’s costing me more money than I make, and I’m slipping deeper and deeper into debt. All the most fun options come with the biggest price tags, and nothing seems to be included for free.
I’m pretty sure this product is made with toxic materials because ever since I got it, I’ve been gradually feeling worse and worse. I’ve got lower back pain, my knees grind and pop, and acid reflux keeps me awake every night. Suddenly I’ve got these little hairs that sprout randomly from my chin no matter how often I pluck them. It all started after this product was delivered, but I contacted the seller for a refund, and they said they don’t accept returns.
It didn’t even come with a manual. The instructions on the package are very vague, and supposedly I should have learned how to use it in school, but none of the lessons I can remember seem to apply to the issues I have to troubleshoot. The settings are stuck on default, and I wish I could customize things more to my liking. And don’t even get me started on the faulty Play button. That broke almost immediately, and now I can’t even remember what it used to do.
I’d give it zero stars if that were an option. Highly do not recommend. It was supposed to be a huge upgrade over Childhood, but take it from me, Adulthood is a dud.
Aly Writes 