Funny – Page 3 – Aly Writes

Mismatched

Sylvain was always early
Renee was always late
She did nothing but hurry
He did nothing but wait

Everything changed the day I called that number.

I thought about him all day, kicking myself for not asking his name. I had no idea I’d have another chance.

Outside someone else’s window the neighbour’s wife
. . .

Why did I ever want to be a baker? I groan and curse the blaring 4:30 am alarm that cuts short my slumber.

If there was one thing Cuthbert could not abide, it was helping yourself to something that wasn’t yours.

On a 20 hour bus ride through jungle and desert, the bathroom will be vile. But don’t let that stop you.